I am a Proud Renter

That's right ladies and gentlemen the King has moved out of his parent's palatial estate on the Palatine and struck out on his own. He is now the proud occupant of a 500 square foot apartment in NJ's mile long city. The place is small but beautiful. Exposed brick, new bathroom, nice size bedroom. Its lacking in closet space so maybe I will learn to shop just a little less. I am so excited because in a few weeks I will be living on my OWN! I am not sleeping at my new place until I have internet and cable, which should be in the next week or two. FREEDOM IS MINE!

Boys in the Hood

Today, they moved my cubicle at Savings & Loans. For the past 10 months I have been sequestered in my own little world far away from anyone on my team. Now, 28 days before I make haste towards the exit they decide to move me "next to my group." Typical Savings & Loans. Sadly, my new neighborhood is definitely the ghetto of the ninth floor. Its so hood. By hood I mean loud, dirty, and unprofessional. I sit next to a group that truly thinks they are in a lockerroom or at the least a trading floor. They scream and yell at each other like they are playing a game of who can be the most prolific douche. Plus, they order the smelliest lunches ever. Lets just say I am not accustomed to project living. Good thing I'll be out of there in a few weeks. Oh, for those that are interested tomorrow is Bonus Day. I find out how much I am worth to the world. Wish me luck.

Walmart Never Again

Today I needed to replenish my Evian stock so I headed Walmart to pick up a case at a reasonable price. I am a King but I do like to save money, especially when it comes to drinking water. Do yourself a favor don't ever visit that place. It was only my fourth or fifth time in a Walmart and very likely my last. In a way it was like being thrown in a cage with wolves. People were loud, aggressive, dirty, and just savage like. Not to mention they didn't even have Evian in stock. I guess the plebs only drink DaSani. Anyway, I realized I am an elitist down to my core. I need to accept my station in life and work to improve the lives of the many while protecting my lot. I guess I'll have to stick to the overpriced supermarket my mom shops at and hope the money I spend trickles down to someone in need.

Evian Saves Lives

LOL. So since I got these braces my Fat Ass has not been able to eat. Not only are my teeth sore but its also a chore to brush and floss after each meal. So I mostly put off eating so that I don't have to take the Invisalign out and do all that work. That means I haven't been able to eat quality meals or enjoy sweet treats like Coldstone Strawberry with Strawberry. Ugh, I am getting excited just thinking about it. Anyway, my on saving grace has been a cold bottle of Evian. The cool drink from the French Alps has kept me from strangling friends and family. On occasion I have even imagined the water to be a meal of Roast Beef and Mashed Potatoes. Seriously ! I am starting to get a sense of what happens to people who go on diets. Its def not working for me. I need to eat!!

I Got Braces Today

LOL. I feel like its fifth grade all over again. I can still remember it like it was yesterday. It was the first day of school and I missed part of the day to get the railroad tracks placed on my crooked teeth. One of the most painful experiences ever. Ugh, I can still remember wanting to slap somebody because I couldn't eat. So anyway its 12 years later and my teeth are crooked from not wearing my retainer. This time around I went with Invisalign because I am too old to be walking around with metal in my mouth. The pain isn't as bad but ti still HURTS! A year from now I will be smiling like its nobody's business. Best of all I missed work today. Yes!

I Do Read the Comments

I think i mentioned this before but I do read the comments. I am not sure if it makes sense to respond so I don't. But if you would like a response let me know. So Blue Jeans yes I did lose it betting all on red and Juan leave that BK alone, chubby is not a good look.

Father's Day

Happy Father's Day to all the dad's out there. I doubt anyone reading this blog is a baby daddy but if you are god bless. Anyway, to celebrate Father's Day I took my dad to an expensive steak house and Atlantic City. At the end of the night, Atlantic City 2 Kings 0. We both got smashed and by smashed I mean left enough in Caesar's to feed a small African nation. So I have vowed once again to stop gambling. Informal poll do you think the King has a gambling problem.

I AM such an FA

After going to the park and running three miles, doing push-ups, and sit-ups I was hungry. So I chose to replenish with none other than McDonalds. Ugh, a four piece McNugget, and an Angus Cheddar Bacon burger. So fat. Not any kind o fat. A FAT AMERICAN=FAT ASS. Oh, it was so good though. Must learn to eat healthier.

Damn Its Hot

Its been 95 all weekend and its lets just say it hasn't been pretty. Yesterday, Comcast decided to do maintenance on the Internet so I was in the house all day with nothing to do but watch TV. If you didn't know, TV in the summer sucks. TV in the summer on a Saturday eats dirt. So yeah its been an uneventful weekend but it should be a fun week. As the countdown indicates my days at Savings & Loans are numbered so I have decided to make better use of my lunch hour. Hour being a very loose term these days. All this week I'll be going to lunch in the financial district with college friends and coworkers who work on Wall St. Its time to let loose and start having fun.

Look to the Right

Yes, less than 50 days. So amped. IRHMJ. Oh, saw my first apartment today. The realtor summed it up: "Yeah, this place is for someone who doesn't have a choice." Sad. Then why even show me the place. I definitely have choices. LOL. Blue Jeans has informed me that after years of speculation TopMan/TopShop is finally coming to NYC. Right on Broadway in the heart of Soho. Just one more reason to love the fact that I am going to NYU Law.