Elevator Etiquette

Excuse me. Did I ask you to join in my conversation? Why does everyone think it their birthright to interrupt and participate in my conversation on the elevator? Just because I decided to continue my personal conversation on the elevator does not give you an invitation to partake in my discussion. Mind your damn business! Better yet face the doors, don't move, and keep your mouth shut. Do I come over to your cubicle and join in on your personal conversation about Uncle's Bob's drinking problem? Nope. So next time your on the elevator and FrontOfficeGirl starts talking about how much she hates her job or I am talking about how much money I lost in Vegas, please let us be.