Beheading

Offense: Squandering a Great Opportunity
Offender: The Grammys

On music's biggest night, the people who run the show decided to reinforce the common held belief that music is dead. They actually opened the show with a dead legend, Frank Sinatra, and an oft praised but underwhelming Alicia Keys. Complete snooze fest. The akward duets continued for most of the night with a no stage presence having Fergie screaming as John Legend played the piano. We all would have benefited if the two switched places. The showpiece of the night was a phoned in performance from Amy Winehouse all the way from London. Let's just say Amy should heed "they" advice and stay in Rehab. For a 50th Anniversary show there was no sign that this was the beginning of another 50 great years.

Punishment: 50 Free Itunes downloads for anyone who watched this crap