Offense: Grand Larceny
Offender: Crackhead(s)
Crackhead striks again. Apparently crackheads nine lives. Although beheaded a little over month again they are back to their same game. This time they robbed my mother who was silly enough to leave her doors unlocked. The booty from this break in included changed valued at $5 and a an Ipod. They really hit the jackpot. I bet somebody in my neighborhood is walking around with my mother's Ipod I purchased with the following engraving: To Mom From King. Too funny.
Punishment: An old school beat down.
1 comment:
its been entirely too long since you last posted. I'm gonna need you to quit this law school thing because I needs my daily dose of King
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